Dystopia Now! July 4th Cyberpunk Party

The year is TWENTY TWENTY SIX. BALTIMORE CITY's power grid is collapsing under the strain of global climate change. Billionaires drink clean water in the sky, enjoying the vices only Billionaires can access — while the rest of the citizens drink and breathe poison in the alleys and lots below.

Only those who out-play the market will make it to the top.

Here is an Electronic Monetary Index (EMI) card to get you started. Your balance is ₠20. Use your smartphone or the ATM in the Body Mod Parlor and INVEST WISELY.

Past the 3 story LED wall, this is the message that greeted guests at our guests as they came through the gate. From there they walked past the ICHIMOCHI Noodle Bar to the back yard. The Body Mod Parlor hosted a live stock ticker and a touch screen ATM, all tied to the same economy. Invest, take out a loan, it all happens here, or on your own phone. Shop our Arms Dealership for that cybernetic upgrade. Shiny and new.

The hot tub deck was open as usual, the stairs up to roped off in velvet. Only billionaire's on the roof deck. Get a job! How about as an executive in the Executive Decision hot tub. Ties mandatory, clothing optional. A projected multiple choice game where you are presented with an executive decision and that decision immediately effects the stock market and wallets of fellow citizens.

If you play your stocks right, you're a billionaire by hour 2. On the roof deck there are views of the glowing city skyline and a luxury only the upper excelons can offer: clean water from all over the world, and solar system! FLoyd, VA well water, Berkley Springs Spring water, locally sourced (gen x approved) hose water and if you're not already too far gone, Swedish "water", Mexican desert "water", and English dry "water"